dr-WONG
Thursday, March 15, 2007
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Geography with Dr Wong!
... the man with pHD in Geography, just like Dr Boon
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15 March 2007

In response to the Daily Istana, dated March 8 2007, the President has something to say.

QUOTE
"Actually I got nothing to say lar. Just want to have a word of prayer and curse the author of the article. Yar... Yar... OK lar... I devote myself to a devoting devotion lar..."

This Week's Topic for Devotion: Resillience

Good morning girls and boys.
This week's topic is resillience (or is it resillance?).
I shall start with a story.

A man want to go to Malaysia for holiday. He have three maids.
One from Indonesia, one from Philliphines and another one from Singapore.

He gave the Indonesia maid 5 lame jokes, 3 to the one from Philiphinnes and 1 to the one from Singapore.

After he came back from the holiday, the Indonesia maid said the same 5 lame jokes to the man. The man laughed and rewarded her a holiday to Burkima Faso.

The Philiphines maid, too, told him the same 3 jokes and off she goes on a trip to Ethopia.

The Singaporean maid came and told the man more lame jokes than he bargained for until the man almost froze to death.

The man said, "Oh, you lame and lazy servant! I gave you 1 lame joke for you to bury it in the ground, but you went and produce more lame jokes! "

The maid said, "No, sir, no garden, so no soil, cannot bury..."

The man, not wanting the maid to become successful, brought the maid to Redhill. Using a butter knife, he made the maid lame by slicing his leg. Blood flowwed (or issit flew?) down the hill, making it the famous Redhill.
Ever since, the maid became lame.


MORAL OF THE STORY
  1. This has nothing to do with ohms (resistance/resillance).
  2. Redhill became redhill because of the red blood the red lame lamer had left.
  3. If you are a maid, never outsmart your owner.
    Similarly, if you are a PET minister, do not try to overthrow the president, because he will throw you into the dustbin first.



A picture speaks a thousand words. A video draws a thousand pictures.

Let us now enjoy a video about Geography - Environmental Management.




NOTE
This is what would happen if my PET minister is a dolphin.
Courtesy of Robert.com (or issit Robber.com?)

AMITOFO. May the PET rest in piss.


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