1. QUESTION
   3 tadpoles went to a restaurant and they saw the people of the next table eating frog porridge. What did they started singing?
   
   ANSWER
   S.H.E's《不想长大》: 我不想我不想不想长大...
   
   
2. QUESTION
   Andy Lau went to pub one day to drink. He called for a waiter to place his order. What is the name of the waiter?
   
   ANSWER
   啊哈。“啊哈... 给我一杯忘情水...”
   
   
3. QUESTION
   Where can you find a 鸽子 in a house?
   
   ANSWER
   屋顶。“在屋顶唱着你的歌 (鸽)... ”
   

(B) Bonus Question

QUESTION
一只黑鸡 + 一只白鸡。猜三个字。(Damn difficult... Pre-requisite: PSLE)

ANSWER
To be disclosed on the next post.

Enough of Q & A Questions...

Here comes the top laugh of the week...

(C) Top Laugh of the Week

Ah Long asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up.
So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him.
10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say
I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down.
I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

(D) Quote of the Week

Lame jokes 不分国籍，好 jokes 不分先后。

From,
Your Favourite Future President,
Ci Yi